Postal You do as you're told.

Light reading Discover the character pages.

Fuck it, we surf Find a laptop and access the internet.

Guy whisperer Share or save a Guy.

Find Brooklyn Guy! Find Brooklyn Guy.

Click the Bart Click the Bart.

There's nobody here Try to make a call from the phone inside the new house.

Knock, knock? You need to unlock this first.

Charleyyy's biggest fan You fell for it.

Knock, knock! Read every joke in the laptop terminal.

Under construction Try pulling back the curtain on something you're not supposed to see.

1337 You need to unlock this first.

Enter the Maddenverse Read about the Maddenverse and take the plunge.

Ending A/B Enter the end.

Dollthing Find a use for the doll.

… Open the box.

Ending C You need to unlock this first.

Rebirth You need to unlock this first.